The Not Hot List
Just stop it. These girls are entirely overrated in every way. You might think they're cute because of fame and celebrity, but honestly, are they really THAT hot?
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I have this argument at least once a month, usually with a bunch of drunken meat heads. Maybe my standards are too high, but I don't think that is the case. I just hate it when guys get all excited about some chick that is completely overrated because she is famous. This doesn't mean I wouldn't get down with these girls in real life. I just don't know what all the fuss is about. All I gotta say is, have you ever seen these girls withouth makeup? Come on man!
DISCLAIMER:
I don't even consider these chics ugly. They're just NOT THAT HOT!
Cameron Diaz
This girl bugs me in every way. Not only has she gotten less attractive since the movie "The Mask", but she has some hardcore acne. Move over Diddy, I think we found the new ProActiv spokesperson. If she didn't have such a dope body, I would say she is downright fugly.
JT, I am disappointed in you, man.
Grade: D
Hilary Duff
Once in awhile when I see her on TV I think, "OK, maybe she's not that bad." Turns out she is about 4'8" in real life and has a forehead "just like Tyra"!
I could park my Toyota Matrix on that damn thing.
Grade: C+
Alicia Silverstone
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. I can't believe we used to spank it to her as testosterone filled teenagers. She looks more like my high school gym teacher than a hot movie star. Why did we pay to see her movies again? I think I wore that sweet polo to work yesterday.
Grade: C-
Drew Barrymore
Speaking of "Mask", Drew looks like that dude Rocky Dennis from that awful movie with Cher (she won't make this list cause she's a man). At least Rocky seemed like an upbeat kind of fellow. Drew Barrymore just looks like a dude, period!
She kind of resembles Charlize Theron in "Monster". Now that's a hot look! Guys actually try to defend this one, like they have money invested in Drew stock. I'd take Blossom over this bitch.
Grade: F+
Julia Roberts
It pains me to admit this (because she can be hot at times), but Julia has lost a step. She's like Jordan after his second comeback. She just doesn't have the hops like she did as a rookie.
Yes, this is due to age and getting too many minutes, but come on! She's almost a roll of scotch tape without that makeup! Just call her 3M. I think I just saw her heart beat!
Any actress that can't do a 10 second nude scene in the prime of her career makes me question her true hotness level.
She's lucky she washed with Herbal Essences and hit the tanning booth before that photo shoot she posed for on the right.
Grade: C
