Random Ish
When I want to talk about something that pisses me off, but it doesn't fit anywhere else...I'll drop it in here. This could be good...I'm telling you!
THE NOT HOT LIST
Just stop it. These girls are entirely overrated in every way. You might think they're cute because of fame and celebrity, but honestly, are they really THAT hot?
13 RANDOM THOUGHTS
1) Half-assed Spanglish
Que Pasa? and Nada Mucho don't not make you sound cultured or intelligent. You just sound dumb. Stop it!
2) Close Talkers
Is there anything worse than that person who invades your personal space when talking to you? This conversation is usually unprovoked by you as well. Please give me at least 2 feet, dude! The close talker usually has dank breath or awful B.O., which makes the situation that much more unbearable. What you are telling me is most likely not a secret so speak from a distance, homey. If you see me doing the limbo or moving my chair at my desk to the wall, take a hint.
URINE BIG TROUBLE
I'm sure you've all seen a forwarded email or two about "Pooping at Work". Sure it's funny... in fact, I can not think of a time when pooping or passing gas is not funny. It crosses all barriers... age, race, gender... it is a guaranteed laugh. Often overlooked, however, are the wonderful idiosyncrasies of option #1... the little brother of pooping at work... and that is using the urinal.
Much like dropping anchor at work, one should abide by a set of unwritten (until now) rules at work. In fact, you've probably seen a few of these referenced in other columns on this very site. Let's review:
TOURSITS...WTF!
I hate them. I understand that they’re good for the economy and all that…I understand that I, too, am a tourist whenever I travel, and that locals probably say the same thing about me. But y’know what they don’t say? They don’t say, “Man that dude takes a lot of pictures of squirrels.” Because I don’t. I don’t take pictures of rats either. But I can’t walk through the Public Gardens without seeing at least four or five people crouched over, calling squirrels closer for their picture, completely losing their mind at how close and cute the rodent is. Are squirrels rodents? I dunno. But they might as well be.
